Meet the animals of Indian Premier League :)
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Today, we take you through the jungles of IPL and introduce some of the exotic animals that lurk here.
Bhajjicus Paajies: Also called as the slapping spinner, this animal is a known trouble maker. Under distress, it makes strange noises to ward off its opponent. If this doesn’t work, it extends its arm forward and places its fingers firmly on the cheek of its rival. BP is threatened by its own aggressive behavior and may be extinct soon, if does not mend its ways.
Andrewcus Symondis: is often called the limestone monkey. This animal is commonly found lurking in the deccan dischargers area of IPL. A unsightly white mark near its mouth is the distinguishing feature of this creature. AS revels in mocking opponents, but it’s acts often go undetected, thanks to the white mark around its mouth, which makes it hard to tell if it is talking, abusing or simply breathing.
Sreeshanthis Dramatis: also called as the dancing joker, SD is anything but gentle. It enjoys taunting its opponents and goes to any length to irritate and mock them. A known showman, the animal displays its dancing skills during moments of joy. This animal can only be calmed by a 120 degrees strike on its face. After the “slap”, SD exudes a transparent liquid from its eyes for nearly an hour. This liquid, rich in sodium chloride, is also found on the exo skeleton of SD’s group members. This is because of its habit of rubbing its face on the exo skeleton of fellow animals.
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